1985 - 06
This is the first one I remember. Some video was shot of me wearing a sweatshirt and underwear. There was a slew of ET cups on top of our rolling dishwasher - I think my dad got them from work. (He's a lawyer, so I'm not quite sure in what capacity he obtained them.) I received a large tote bag that said Hershey along the side and a bunny holding an egg that played a bunny march song when you pushed a button. I think I still have the bunny.
1986 - 07
My mom took me shopping. She bought me a bathing suit, a popple, a matching miniature popple, an outfit with fruit that I would later tell my step-mom was my "birthday suit," and a Totally Minnie tape that I found in the meat department at Alpha Beta. My dad bought me a Kermit the Frog stuffed animal that was dressed like a baby (which later we have a photo of my nephew Aaron feeding it with a bottle and my brother-in-law David wrote KERMIT! on it - he's a doodler) and a Crayola Caddy. They got in a fight about my presents. They separated a week later.
1987 - 08
This birthday was on a Sunday. I got really dirty spilling food on myself - I don't know why. I received a pogo ball and a blue, lacy dress from my mom. I received a panda stuffed animal (which I later sewed green shorts for) and a red necklace from my dad (which I still have). I watched a Totally Minnie special thingy on TV.
1989 - 10
I had a pool party. Shannon, Summer, Christy, Bridget, and Rachel attended (there were more, but I can't remember who). Tiffany got the days mixed up and showed up a week early. We had a giant beach ball. My party favors were some kind of nut and a clear plastic coin purse with pink hearts. Rachel was the last one to leave and we sat out on the sidewalk eating peanut m&ms while we waited for her mom. I let her take the rest of the m&ms home when she left.
1990 - 11
I was awkward - I remember that. I got a walkman that also had a fake Tetris game and a pink shirt and shorts outfit. I sat on our old brown chair (on which many of us inadvertently injured our tailbones) while wearing the outfit and playing the game.
1991 - 12
The house was clean. I was home alone for a while. I received things that were hot pink and turquoise - a water gun, socks, scrunchies. I also got a slip-and-slide - which never worked in our yard because it didn't go downhill very much and we really didn't have any grass. I would look over to the luscious lawn on a perfect slope at our neighbors house with longing. I remember my card and that Barbara's boyfriend Jason drew his signature "Matt the one-eyed happy cat" on it.
1992 - 13
Summer gave me a white box with stickers on it and fun things inside - like some kind of teen magazine. I remember the box lying on the floor of my messy room for months.
1994 - 15
I wore a red dress and sunglasses to school We got Sizzler that night. I ordered steak and all-you-can eat shrimp. I ate the shrimp, but decided to take the steak home and eat it with Worcestershire Sauce. They took the steak away - it was against their policy. I cried. They gave me shrimp to take home.
1995 - 16
I had recently dyed my hair black, which looked horrible, so my mom took me to a salon where they had made it dark brown and cut it short - it looked horrible too. I became known as "the girl with the short black hair." (It wasn't on my birthday, but having that hair was a memory from my birthday.) Jeff was living with us and he signed up for AOL as my present - I was so excited! He also got me a monkey and a bottle of Worcestershire Sauce. Then he had us watch Pure Country which I then proceeded to watch every day when I got home from summer school.
1996 - 17
My hair was very long and cute - until it caught on fire when I was blowing out my candles. I wore elephant pants and small-sized, but large-framed shoes. Nancy and I went to the swing dance thing at the church. A week later I had a party. Danny stayed at my house all night playing Risk with Liz and Scharese. My mom stayed up to chaperon - she was not happy about it.
1997 - 18
Nancy, Shannon, and I drove to the Barstow outlets. Nancy was looking for shoes for her mission. The lady at the shoe store was rude. Then we went to the beach. I ran out near the water. Then the water started coming in. I didn't want to get my shoes wet, so I tried to take them off. I got one, but I couldn't get the other, so I stood on one foot in the water. I was going to fall over, so I put my other foot down in the water and got my shoe wet. A man who saw the whole thing came up to us. He was laughing very hard and said that was the funniest thing he's ever seen. I ate two Big Mac meals for dinner. A crow became trapped in our house.
1998 - 19
The night before my birthday I went to the beach with Barbara and Brian. We went to Balboa Island and walked around and got ice cream. I got mint. We went to the dollar theatre in Corona and watched either Saving Private Ryan or US Marshalls - I don't remember which. We came home and my mom gave me my presents: a Franklin Covey planner and a beautiful silver necklace with multiple strands (which subsequently was stolen when our house was burglarized). The next day Shannon, Liz, Scharese, Danny, Eric, and Elliott came over to wish me happy birthday. Danny showed us wrestling moves.
1999 - 20
I was trapped at a house where Jon was house-sitting for the first part of the day. He was waiting for a girl to call. Elizabeth came over and gave me a picture cube. Later on I went with Liz and Deborah to see Notting Hill. I wore a black shirt with light blue stripes which Nancy had purchased from Sears and which has been passed between us for years - I wonder if she still has it.
2000 - 21
I wore an ugly overall dress thing. I worked in a medical office and my coworkers put a sign above my desk that said, "I'm 21 Today!" where the patients could see. I went out to dinner with my family to Claim Jumper. I ordered milk to drink as a statement.
2001 - 22
Liz and Danny threw me a surprise party the night before my birthday at Danny's house. I was depressed and almost cried on the way there. I have always felt guilty that I didn't show enough gratitude for the party. It was awkward with a boyfriend, an ex-boyfriend, and an ex-ex-boyfriend. We played mafia. My boyfriend was going away and I agreed to take his cat. I drove home from his house in the middle of the night with a giant upset cat. When I got home, his cat didn't get along with my cats, so I had to watch them instead of sleeping and I cried. (Our family kept the cat until it mysteriously disappeared months later. My sister believes that the other cats conspired together and killed it by pushing it off the roof then disposed of its body.) I got no sleep that night. On my birthday at work I was exhausted and depressed. I received Anne of Green Gables and Anne of Avonlea.
2002 - 23
Captain Geo and I had been married for 20 days. We went to Ontario Mills. Then we went to his family's house for a little party. There was sod down the street that his family wanted to put in their backyard, so we helped with that. However, I got mad about it and the captain and I got in a fight.
2004 - 25
As was mentioned above, Captain Geo and I had lunch at McDonalds where I told him about all of my birthdays. We drove around. We walked the tiniest first part when you begin to hike to the Y. We had dinner at Los Hermanos.
2005 - 26
I had an 80s party. We watched Girls Just Want To Have Fun. The captain bought me a sewing machine
2006 - 27
I had a luau party. I bought $100 worth of decorations, then returned $60 worth back to the store.
2009 - 30
I had a party - I guess the theme could be best described as: mini cupcakes.
Captain Geo is happy that I wrote all of this down, because I have kind of made it a tradition of sorts to tell him all of this, but now he thinks I won't anymore. I'll probably just make him read it instead.*
I feel very self-absorbed now.
* I did.



