Sunday, October 18, 2009

I was born at a young age . . .

On my 25th birthday, I ate lunch with Captain Geo at a McDonalds in Provo (the one with the neon Grimace that flips you off). I proceeded to list all of the birthdays I remember and tell him what went on. It went something like this:


1985 - 06

This is the first one I remember. Some video was shot of me wearing a sweatshirt and underwear. There was a slew of ET cups on top of our rolling dishwasher - I think my dad got them from work. (He's a lawyer, so I'm not quite sure in what capacity he obtained them.) I received a large tote bag that said Hershey along the side and a bunny holding an egg that played a bunny march song when you pushed a button. I think I still have the bunny.

1986 - 07

My mom took me shopping. She bought me a bathing suit, a popple, a matching miniature popple, an outfit with fruit that I would later tell my step-mom was my "birthday suit," and a Totally Minnie tape that I found in the meat department at Alpha Beta. My dad bought me a Kermit the Frog stuffed animal that was dressed like a baby (which later we have a photo of my nephew Aaron feeding it with a bottle and my brother-in-law David wrote KERMIT! on it - he's a doodler) and a Crayola Caddy. They got in a fight about my presents. They separated a week later.

1987 - 08

This birthday was on a Sunday. I got really dirty spilling food on myself - I don't know why. I received a pogo ball and a blue, lacy dress from my mom. I received a panda stuffed animal (which I later sewed green shorts for) and a red necklace from my dad (which I still have). I watched a Totally Minnie special thingy on TV.

1989 - 10

I had a pool party. Shannon, Summer, Christy, Bridget, and Rachel attended (there were more, but I can't remember who). Tiffany got the days mixed up and showed up a week early. We had a giant beach ball. My party favors were some kind of nut and a clear plastic coin purse with pink hearts. Rachel was the last one to leave and we sat out on the sidewalk eating peanut m&ms while we waited for her mom. I let her take the rest of the m&ms home when she left.

1990 - 11

I was awkward - I remember that. I got a walkman that also had a fake Tetris game and a pink shirt and shorts outfit. I sat on our old brown chair (on which many of us inadvertently injured our tailbones) while wearing the outfit and playing the game.

1991 - 12

The house was clean. I was home alone for a while. I received things that were hot pink and turquoise - a water gun, socks, scrunchies. I also got a slip-and-slide - which never worked in our yard because it didn't go downhill very much and we really didn't have any grass. I would look over to the luscious lawn on a perfect slope at our neighbors house with longing. I remember my card and that Barbara's boyfriend Jason drew his signature "Matt the one-eyed happy cat" on it.

1992 - 13

Summer gave me a white box with stickers on it and fun things inside - like some kind of teen magazine. I remember the box lying on the floor of my messy room for months.

1994 - 15

I wore a red dress and sunglasses to school We got Sizzler that night. I ordered steak and all-you-can eat shrimp. I ate the shrimp, but decided to take the steak home and eat it with Worcestershire Sauce. They took the steak away - it was against their policy. I cried. They gave me shrimp to take home.

1995 - 16

I had recently dyed my hair black, which looked horrible, so my mom took me to a salon where they had made it dark brown and cut it short - it looked horrible too. I became known as "the girl with the short black hair." (It wasn't on my birthday, but having that hair was a memory from my birthday.) Jeff was living with us and he signed up for AOL as my present - I was so excited! He also got me a monkey and a bottle of Worcestershire Sauce. Then he had us watch Pure Country which I then proceeded to watch every day when I got home from summer school.

1996 - 17

My hair was very long and cute - until it caught on fire when I was blowing out my candles. I wore elephant pants and small-sized, but large-framed shoes. Nancy and I went to the swing dance thing at the church. A week later I had a party. Danny stayed at my house all night playing Risk with Liz and Scharese. My mom stayed up to chaperon - she was not happy about it.

1997 - 18

Nancy, Shannon, and I drove to the Barstow outlets. Nancy was looking for shoes for her mission. The lady at the shoe store was rude. Then we went to the beach. I ran out near the water. Then the water started coming in. I didn't want to get my shoes wet, so I tried to take them off. I got one, but I couldn't get the other, so I stood on one foot in the water. I was going to fall over, so I put my other foot down in the water and got my shoe wet. A man who saw the whole thing came up to us. He was laughing very hard and said that was the funniest thing he's ever seen. I ate two Big Mac meals for dinner. A crow became trapped in our house.

1998 - 19

The night before my birthday I went to the beach with Barbara and Brian. We went to Balboa Island and walked around and got ice cream. I got mint. We went to the dollar theatre in Corona and watched either Saving Private Ryan or US Marshalls - I don't remember which. We came home and my mom gave me my presents: a Franklin Covey planner and a beautiful silver necklace with multiple strands (which subsequently was stolen when our house was burglarized). The next day Shannon, Liz, Scharese, Danny, Eric, and Elliott came over to wish me happy birthday. Danny showed us wrestling moves.

1999 - 20

I was trapped at a house where Jon was house-sitting for the first part of the day. He was waiting for a girl to call. Elizabeth came over and gave me a picture cube. Later on I went with Liz and Deborah to see Notting Hill. I wore a black shirt with light blue stripes which Nancy had purchased from Sears and which has been passed between us for years - I wonder if she still has it.

2000 - 21

I wore an ugly overall dress thing. I worked in a medical office and my coworkers put a sign above my desk that said, "I'm 21 Today!" where the patients could see. I went out to dinner with my family to Claim Jumper. I ordered milk to drink as a statement.

2001 - 22

Liz and Danny threw me a surprise party the night before my birthday at Danny's house. I was depressed and almost cried on the way there. I have always felt guilty that I didn't show enough gratitude for the party. It was awkward with a boyfriend, an ex-boyfriend, and an ex-ex-boyfriend. We played mafia. My boyfriend was going away and I agreed to take his cat. I drove home from his house in the middle of the night with a giant upset cat. When I got home, his cat didn't get along with my cats, so I had to watch them instead of sleeping and I cried. (Our family kept the cat until it mysteriously disappeared months later. My sister believes that the other cats conspired together and killed it by pushing it off the roof then disposed of its body.) I got no sleep that night. On my birthday at work I was exhausted and depressed. I received Anne of Green Gables and Anne of Avonlea.

2002 - 23

Captain Geo and I had been married for 20 days. We went to Ontario Mills. Then we went to his family's house for a little party. There was sod down the street that his family wanted to put in their backyard, so we helped with that. However, I got mad about it and the captain and I got in a fight.

2004 - 25

As was mentioned above, Captain Geo and I had lunch at McDonalds where I told him about all of my birthdays. We drove around. We walked the tiniest first part when you begin to hike to the Y. We had dinner at Los Hermanos.

2005 - 26

I had an 80s party. We watched Girls Just Want To Have Fun. The captain bought me a sewing machine

2006 - 27

I had a luau party. I bought $100 worth of decorations, then returned $60 worth back to the store.

2009 - 30

I had a party - I guess the theme could be best described as: mini cupcakes.


Captain Geo is happy that I wrote all of this down, because I have kind of made it a tradition of sorts to tell him all of this, but now he thinks I won't anymore. I'll probably just make him read it instead.*

I feel very self-absorbed now.

* I did.

Supersize Your Mom

I had to write an impromptu essay for school today for practice. It's about blaming fast food restaurants for causing obesity. Ironically, I blame Starbucks and their vanilla bean frapuccinos for causing me to gain 15 pounds a few years ago.

I always kind of fizzle out on the conclusion of an essay. I feel stupid going back and naming my points - I probably just need to learn to do it well - so I just kind of blab it up in a few sentences. I usually just want my conclusion to say: So quit your whining, dawgz. The end.

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How does the Big Mac arrive at its final destination inside your body? Are they not your hands that fly it through the air and is it not your mouth that takes it in for a landing? Is it not your brain that makes the decision to eat it? Blaming a third party for this decision is completely irresponsible. Individuals need to take responsibility for their own choices and not point the finger at someone else when negative consequences ensue such as obesity.

An argument that is often used to put the blame on a fast food company for causing obesity is that they advertise. One might call the advertising aggressive, but that is a relative term. There are many advertisements for many different products, but how can a fast food corporation be singled out and blamed for somehow forcing the consumer to purchase their products because of their ad campaign? Even if an individual sees a commercial for a fast food establishment and feels an inclination to purchase and consume the advertised product, they ultimately make the decision of travelling to the restaurant, purchasing the food, and eating it. Likewise, the individual can make the decision to drive to a grocery store, purchase a healthy alternative (which they may also see in an advertisement), and eat that instead. Advertising for a product is by no way forcing a consumer to purchase a product.

Some blame the fast food industries for causing obesity because their portions are too large. Even if one does decide to purchase fast food, there is no reason why the individual needs to purchase a large amount - or to eat a large amount. A supersized portion is not forced upon you, it is offered as a choice - a choice that, even if offered by the employee who takes your order, can be declined. There are also small portions available. One may purchase a hamburger happy meal - which doesn't only need to be for children - at many McDonalds in the United States currently for $1.99. This includes a hamburger, a small order of french fries, and an extra small drink. In comparison to a supersized Big Mac meal wherein you get a burger with two patties and three buns, a large order of french fries, and a large drink, the portions are much smaller - and much less expensive. There is no reason why a customer cannot choose the smaller portion of food over the larger portion. If there are arguments that the small portion is not filling enough, one may, as mentioned above, go to a grocery store and purchase a healthy alternative to supplement the meal instead of eating more of the unhealthy food.

The problem with singling out fast food companies for causing obesity is that one may find many equally unhealthy foods in their own grocery store. Chips, cookies, candy, soda, cereals, ice cream, etc. all have the potential to cause obesity and are all readily available for the consumer to place inside their cart during a routine shopping trip. The companies that produce these products also advertise just like the fast food companies. The brand names are just as well-known: Doritos, Oreos, Lucky Charms, Coca-Cola, Butterfinger, Ben and Jerry's, etc. With these popular and readily-available unhealthy food choices, why are the fast food companies singled out as the ones causing obesity? If one is going to point the finger at one, it's only fair to point it at the others who are just as much to "blame" for this problem.

An individual who makes a decision to eat unhealthy food is the one who is at fault for the consequences. They have the ability to make better choices. They have the knowledge readily available to them about why they should make these better choices. They are ultimately the ones who decide to take that bite and no else can be blamed for that - no matter how wonderful that Big Mac tastes.

This message has been brought to you by McDonalds.


i iz a colij stewdint

So Western Governors University is great so far. I started on October 1st and I am really enjoying it. I have always had a difficult time with traditional school, but this is more like independent study, so it works very well for me. There are deadlines, but not like in traditional schools. I have been taking online community college classes for the past few years and I always get bogged down by the weekly assignments. With WGU, you have a set date in which to finish a class, but besides that you work at your own pace - you can even complete the class before the deadline.

I have a goal to study 25 hours a week - but, if I don't accomplish that, then at least 20. Last week I studied for 29 hours. This week has been a bit tougher (late days at work, changes in my school plan, parties I almost flaked out on, kittens, baseball playoffs, facebook videos, 30 Rock premieres, etc.) and I have only studied for 11 hours. This means that I will need to study for at least 9 hours tomorrow. Yea! I actually have been enjoying studying. At work, I think about needing to study when I get home and I usually realize that I am looking forward to it. When I have taken my other classes, I would lie on the bed while studying and usually end up falling asleep. Now I don't want to take naps, so I make myself a glass of ice-cold Pepsi (ah, that sweet caffeinated goodness) when I get home and drink it while I study so that I will stay awake.

That will end my school babilations for this evening.

All this write about Pepsi has made me want some, but I only have the caffeinated type and it's after 1 AM, so I don't think that it would be a good idea to have any.

And now, for your viewing pleasure:


It made Captain Geo laugh, so my work is done.

Weldon made a smelldon.

Gray hairs keep popping-up on my head
And just like the hair on the top of my large-sized head
Nothing is still brown
(picture it to the tune of Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head - and you have to sing "popping-up" really fast)

And now maybe for some photos . . .

An old friend:


What I wish I looked like . . . cartoon and all:


Yes, even the mitten hands.

Dexter when he has blinky eyes:


Weldon placing himself into my line of sight because it's dinner time and, as you can see, we never feed him . . . that's sarcastic . . . we feed him a lot . . . probably too much:


She looks like ET:

Friday, October 16, 2009

Starting Fresh . . . Or Something Like That

Reading the blogs of others has made me want to blog some more. Unfortunately I can't think of my normal random assortment of ramblings.

My biggest piece of news is my schooling. I am going to school. The end.

Haha.

I am going to Western Governors University. It is an online school that is fully accredited and relatively inexpensive - which is really hard to find. I am going to get a bachelor degree in elementary education - which includes the teaching credential for California. When I graduate I will get to fulfill my dream of becoming an elementary school teacher. I am so excited at the prospects.
 
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