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That is Penny's wedding invitation. I have censored it to protect the innocent. I have almost finished the dress. Unfortunately - due to patterns being so weird - it is too big. I'm normally about a size 10, but, based on my measurements, the pattern said that I'm larger than a 16. I made the 16 and now it's too big. I am going to try to fix it, so we'll see what happens.

So my friend penny is a-gettin' hitched. She has so graciously requested that I be a bridesmaid. I have decided to attempt to make my own dress. I haven't sewn a dress - or anything like it - since I was like 15. The wedding is on 4/12, so I need to get-up get-up get busy.
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Nancilator of The Goos tagged anyone who wanted to be tagged so here is mine:

A-Attached or Single: Attached

B-Best Friend: Captain Geo

C-Cake or Pie: Pie - I love the crust

D-Day of Choice: Saturday

E-Essential Item: Worcestershire Sauce - I keep a bottle on my nightstand

F-Favorite TV Shows: Family Ties, How I Met Your Mother, Scrubs, Friends, The Office, 30 Rock, SNL

G-Gummie Bears or Worms: Worms - Especially Kroger brand sour worms

H-Hometown: Riverside, CA

I-Indulgences: Krispy Kreme doughnuts, Dr. Phil

J-January or July: January - pretty much any month where it's below 90 degrees

K-Kids: No kids, but 2 puppies and 2 kitties

L-Life is incomplete without: Teh interwebs

M-Marriage Date: May 11, 2002

N-Number of Siblings: 5 (4 older sisters, 1 older brother - I is teh baby)

O-Oranges or Apples: Oranges (but not the dry oranges you buy at the store - I am partial to home grown in Southern California :)

P-Phobias or Fears: Tarantulas - I have other fears, but I can't name them because I fear that the information would be used against me

Q-Quote: "Be a little kinder to other people than others are to you."

R-Reason to Smile: Songs from Flight of the Conchords



S-Smurf of Choice: Handy all the way!

T-Tag: I tag everyone who reads this - That means you (if you want to :)

U-Unknown fact about me: I was mistaken for a first grader by the lunch lady when I taught first grade. She thought I was one of the students in my class. When she found out I was the teacher she couldn't stop laughing.

V-Vegetarian or Oppressor of Animal: I eat meat sparingly. I actually only like meat maybe once or twice a week.

W-Worst Habit: Nail biting

X-X-rays or Ultrasounds: I have never had an ultrasound, so x-rays.

Y-Your Favorite Food: Corned Beef and Cabbage

Z-Your Zodiac: Gemini

Captain geo made a lol with our two very cute puppies. Click on the photo to see it on icanhascheezburger.com


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Captain geo is making fun of my jacket because it's big and poofy. I'm yawning to the tune of phantom limb. And now we smell phantom skunk. I think it's captain geo. He's a skunk who has an alter ego as a captain. Captain geo skunk. I have a headache. I blame my pillows. In my sleep I push up to the top of the bed until my pillows aren't on the bed, but are pushed up against the wall and my head is upright. Maybe I should go to sleep further down.
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Yea, it is the weekend. Glorious. So my mom and I had an idea: she is going to write a book with all of the funny things that have happened to her. Examples: when she received a call from the bishop's answering machine, when she had a run-in with a dinosaur, when she broke into someone's house, etc. She tells stories very well and many of her stories are lol funny. Right now she is self-publishing one book, writing her autobiography, waiting to hear from the studio when they want to make her movie, and working on some music projects. She's a busy rabbit.
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