The Swhine

I have found captain geo's weakness - it's me whining up a storm. "Captain geoooooo, why isn't my mouse workiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing? Why does this mouse weigh 20 poooooouuuuuuunds? Why do yooooooouuuuuuu have a nice mouse and I doooooooon't?" Then the day is mine.

I am on the biannual hunt for the perfect watch. This happens every birthday and christmas. I used to have the perfect watch and it has made me a watch snob and on the search for a watch just like it. My previous watch was made by fossil. It had a silver band. It was digital - not digital like a sports watch, but sleek digital with white numbers and a blue background. That watch has since died and is buried somewhere in a box in the garage. Since the time that my beloved watch died - may it rest in peace - I have been looking for a similar watch - to no avail. If you want digital, it's sporty - if you want a nice silver band, it's analog. The search continues. Why can't I find the right waaaaaaaatch?